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At the office party, I didn’t want to explain my sobriety, so I told everyone I was a "Water Sommelier." I spent 20 minutes describing the "earthy notes" and "aggressive bubbles" of a bottle of Kering...

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By The Water Sommelier Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM
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I used to say ‘just one’ and somehow it became a full committee meeting. I had a craving today that hit out of nowhere. One day at a time. Today is enough.

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By Bob Oct 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Told the Uber guy "no alcohol for me thanks" when he offered stories about drunk passengers. He congratulated me on my "pregnancy." Sir, I'm just sober. But thanks for the free water!

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By Soda Warrior Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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Checked my bank balance and it didn't make me cry. First time in years. Alcohol was an expensive friend. Good riddance.

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By Anonymous Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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Used to be a Friday night tradition: get drunk, forget my ATM PIN, lock my card, and spend Saturday morning crying at the bank. Last night, I paid for dinner, entered the code on the first try, and di...

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By Memory Lane Navigator Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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I used to think I was the king of the dance floor after four Tuskers. My friends finally showed me a video of "Sober Me" vs "Drunk Me." Drunk Me looked like a startled giraffe trying to escape a net. ...

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By The Dance Floor Ghost Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM
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Thought meat wouldn't taste good without Tusker. Tried it sober. WRONG. It tastes EVEN BETTER. My taste buds are throwing a party in my mouth.

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By Nyama Choma Fan Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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Went to a club sober. The DJ kept yelling "Make some noise if you're drunk!" I stayed silent. He looked directly at me like I personally offended him. Sorry bro, my noise is on mute tonight. Day 60!

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By Tusker Tragedy Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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At the office party, I didn’t want to explain my sobriety, so I told everyone I was a "Water Sommelier." I spent 20 minutes describing the "earthy notes" and "aggressive bubbles" of a bottle of Kering...

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By The Water Sommelier Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM
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I didn’t realize how much my weekends were planned around alcohol. I feel proud and scared at the same time — like I’m growing up late. I drank water like it was medicine and honestly… it kind of is. ...

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By Olivia Nov 15, 2025 at 03:25 AM
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I didn’t realize how much my weekends were planned around alcohol. I saved money this week and it shocked me honestly. I stared at my trigger like it owed me money, then walked away. Any tips for hand...

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By KwaniSasa Nov 06, 2025 at 04:40 AM
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For ten years, the only time I saw the sunrise was while stumbling out of a club in Westlands, looking for eggs. This morning, I saw it from my balcony with a cup of tea. It turns out the sun is actua...

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By Morning Glory Jan 06, 2026 at 07:02 AM
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For years, I believed that three shots of tequila transformed me into a mix of Michael Jackson and a rhythmic gymnast. Last night at my cousin's wedding, stone-cold sober, I watched a video of myself ...

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By The sober detective Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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I caught myself romanticizing drinking like it was a personality trait. I had a craving today that hit out of nowhere. Any tips for handling triggers without spiraling?

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By Charlie Oct 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I used to think I was the king of the dance floor after four Tuskers. My friends finally showed me a video of "Sober Me" vs "Drunk Me." Drunk Me looked like a startled giraffe trying to escape a net. ...

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By The Dance Floor Ghost Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM
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