The Night I Became a "Tonic Water" Expert

At the office party, I didn’t want to explain my sobriety, so I told everyone I was a "Water Sommelier." I spent 20 minutes describing the "earthy notes" and "aggressive bubbles" of a bottle of Keringet. By 10 PM, everyone was so drunk they actually started taking notes. I woke up with zero regrets and a very hydrated liver. Day 120 and counting!