Told the Uber guy "no alcohol for me thanks" when he offered stories about drunk passengers. He congratulated me on my "pregnancy." Sir, I'm just sober. But thanks for the free water!

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By Soda Warrior Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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For years, I believed that three shots of tequila transformed me into a mix of Michael Jackson and a rhythmic gymnast. Last night at my cousin’s wedding, stone-cold sober, I watched a video of myself ...

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By The sober detective Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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I caught myself romanticizing drinking like it was a personality trait. I saved money this week and it shocked me honestly. I went for a walk and realized my legs have been unemployed for years. If yo...

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By Tom Oct 11, 2025 at 09:26 AM
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Watching movies sober and actually following the plot. No more "wait, who is that guy again?" halfway through.

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By Movie Buff Jan 03, 2026 at 05:21 PM
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Used to be a Friday night tradition: get drunk, forget my ATM PIN, lock my card, and spend Saturday morning crying at the bank. Last night, I paid for dinner, entered the code on the first try, and di...

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By Memory Lane Navigator Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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I caught myself romanticizing drinking like it was a personality trait. I had a craving today that hit out of nowhere. Any tips for handling triggers without spiraling?

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By Charlie Oct 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I took a shot (very small) after a funeral today. I did go home immediately and now watching the football instead of the usual "after-burial" alcoholism. Tough but we move!

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By Anonymous Jan 03, 2026 at 04:24 PM
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Went to my old local spot to see friends. Ordered a Shirley Temple. The bartender kept looking at my waistline for a badge and whispering to the regulars. Apparently, "adults" don't order pink drinks ...

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By Juice Box Hero Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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For years, I believed that three shots of tequila transformed me into a mix of Michael Jackson and a rhythmic gymnast. Last night at my cousin's wedding, stone-cold sober, I watched a video of myself ...

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By The sober detective Jan 06, 2026 at 06:58 AM
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At the office party, I didn’t want to explain my sobriety, so I told everyone I was a "Water Sommelier." I spent 20 minutes describing the "earthy notes" and "aggressive bubbles" of a bottle of Kering...

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By The Water Sommelier Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM
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