Attended a Job Interview and Actually Remembered My Own Answers

Big interview at a tech firm in Upper Hill. Old me would've blazed the night before to "relax". This time sober. Walked in sharp, answered behavioral questions without rambling about aliens, remembered the CEO's name, even cracked a clean joke. Got called back same day: "We loved your clarity and presence." Clarity! Presence! Words I never heard before. Offer letter came two days later. Weed was blocking my bag.