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The Police Were Just... Going to Get Pizza

I used to hide behind the curtains every time a siren went past my house, convinced they were coming for my stash. Yesterday, a police car pulled up and I didn’t even flinch. They just went into the shop next door for snacks. The level of peace I feel now is better than any high. I’m no longer the main character in a crime thriller.

By Paranoia Retired Jan 06, 2026 at 07:01 AM

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