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Went to my old local spot to see friends. Ordered a Shirley Temple. The bartender kept looking at my waistline for a badge and whispering to the regulars. Apparently, "adults" don’t order pink drinks ...

Ran 10km without feeling like death. Used to run hungover and wonder why it hurt so much. Mystery solved.

Today I walked past a bar and my brain started negotiating like a lawyer. I had a craving today that hit out of nowhere. I ate snacks like I was refueling for a marathon 😂 One day at a time. Today is ...

For years, I believed that three shots of tequila transformed me into a mix of Michael Jackson and a rhythmic gymnast. Last night at my cousin's wedding, stone-cold sober, I watched a video of myself ...

I thought I needed alcohol to dance. Turns out I dance better sober. No more stepping on toes. My moves are sharp now. Watch out, TikTok!

Told the Uber guy "no alcohol for me thanks" when he offered stories about drunk passengers. He congratulated me on my "pregnancy." Sir, I'm just sober. But thanks for the free water!

Used to be a Friday night tradition: get drunk, forget my ATM PIN, lock my card, and spend Saturday morning crying at the bank. Last night, I paid for dinner, entered the code on the first try, and di...

I used to think I was the king of the dance floor after four Tuskers. My friends finally showed me a video of "Sober Me" vs "Drunk Me." Drunk Me looked like a startled giraffe trying to escape a net. ...

For ten years, the only time I saw the sunrise was while stumbling out of a club in Westlands, looking for eggs. This morning, I saw it from my balcony with a cup of tea. It turns out the sun is actua...

Haven't sent a single "I miss you at 2am" text in 3 months. My ex is probably confused why the random love declarations stopped. Freedom tastes better than regret.

Checked my bank balance and it didn't make me cry. First time in years. Alcohol was an expensive friend. Good riddance.

Did karaoke sober for the first time. Usually I needed 3 beers for courage. Last night? Nailed "Bohemian Rhapsody" stone cold sober. The crowd went wild. Who needs liquid courage when you've got actua...

Woke up without a hangover and it felt like a new OS update. I had a craving today that hit out of nowhere. I ate snacks like I was refueling for a marathon 😂 If you’re reading this on day 1, please k...

I used to think I was the king of the dance floor after four Tuskers. My friends finally showed me a video of "Sober Me" vs "Drunk Me." Drunk Me looked like a startled giraffe trying to escape a net. ...

Woke up without a hangover and it felt like a new OS update. I changed my routine a bit and it helped more than I expected. I went for a walk and realized my legs have been unemployed for years. If yo...