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π Daily Check-inNo More Emergency Lighter Runs
Pocket lighter free. Keys easier to find.
Read moreDoctor High-Fives
Doctor said my vitals are textbook perfect. Gave me mental high-five.
Read moreI Beat the Elevator
The lift in my apartment broke today. Usually, this would be a death sentence for my lungs. I hiked up 6 floors and didn't even need an oxygen tank at the top. I felt like Usain Bolt! I didn't even ha...
Read moreFor years, I believed that three shots of tequila transformed me into a mix of Michael Jackson and a rhythmic gymnast. Last night at my cousinβs wedding, stone-cold sober, I watched a video of myself ...
Read moreSince I quit the sticks, my nose has become a lethal weapon. I smelled my neighbor making toast this morning and I live on the 4th floor. The world is a very smelly place! Mostly good, sometimes "bus-...
Read moreRecovery Time Slashed
Muscles recover faster after workout. No nicotine dragging me down.
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