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Haven't lost my phone in months. Used to "misplace" it every weekend. Turns out it was in weird places because drunk me had creative hiding spots.

Used to be a Friday night tradition: get drunk, forget my ATM PIN, lock my card, and spend Saturday morning crying at the bank. Last night, I paid for dinner, entered the code on the first try, and di...

My six-pack is finally showing. Used to blame "genetics" for my beer belly. Turns out it was just beer. Who knew?

For ten years, the only time I saw the sunrise was while stumbling out of a club in Westlands, looking for eggs. This morning, I saw it from my balcony with a cup of tea. It turns out the sun is actua...

Today I walked past a bar and my brain started negotiating like a lawyer. I almost slipped, but I paused and remembered why I started. I stared at my trigger like it owed me money, then walked away. T...

Went to my old local spot to see friends. Ordered a Shirley Temple. The bartender kept looking at my waistline for a badge and whispering to the regulars. Apparently, "adults" don’t order pink drinks ...

I used to say ‘just one’ and somehow it became a full committee meeting. I saved money this week and it shocked me honestly. I’m posting here instead of isolating. That’s my win today.

I used to think I was the king of the dance floor after four Tuskers. My friends finally showed me a video of "Sober Me" vs "Drunk Me." Drunk Me looked like a startled giraffe trying to escape a net. ...

Waking up at 6am naturally. Used to think morning people were aliens. Turns out I was just hungover until noon. The sunrise is beautiful, who knew?

I thought I needed alcohol to dance. Turns out I dance better sober. No more stepping on toes. My moves are sharp now. Watch out, TikTok!

Went to a club sober. The DJ kept yelling "Make some noise if you're drunk!" I stayed silent. He looked directly at me like I personally offended him. Sorry bro, my noise is on mute tonight. Day 60!

I didn’t realize how much my weekends were planned around alcohol. My sleep is improving, but the dreams are wild. I stared at my trigger like it owed me money, then walked away. If you’re reading thi...

At a wedding, I was dancing like crazy without drinking. DJ stopped the music: "Is everyone alright? Why is this guy dancing so hard sober?!" Legend status achieved.

For ten years, the only time I saw the sunrise was while stumbling out of a club in Westlands, looking for eggs. This morning, I saw it from my balcony with a cup of tea. It turns out the sun is actua...

I didn’t realize how much my weekends were planned around alcohol. I saved money this week and it shocked me honestly. I stared at my trigger like it owed me money, then walked away. Any tips for hand...